Death is worth every penny.

 Staring ahead, behind the wheel of your car you ask yourself, "is today going to be the day?" You've lived a charmed life. Cheated death at every corner. Every tractor trailer changing lanes in front of you on the highway, every walk outside in a thunderstorm, even the chicken pox you had at age 7 would've been a death sentence 150 years ago. Today you welcome the dangers, fearlessly inviting the dance with the grim reaper. You reject the phobias of a mortal man. "I am invincible". This existential meditation plays out in a millisecond of thought until a  muffled voice interrupts your focus, "if your screen's correct that'll be $6.91, please pull around".